YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
God im sorry i busted out into tears.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
white people are so wasteful
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
They are the reason Voldemort struggles to survive too
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
Kili and Fili in Lego: The Hobbit game trailer [x]
Fili you precious thing, brushing your brother’s hair >w<
Fíli’s Lego Face is the most adorable thing I have laid eyes on in recent time
god need this game
I might have to actually buy this one….
you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
or your dalek alarm clock starts screaming EXTERMINATE at you at 3 am cause its set on the wrong time
god mom check my FAQ